week 1 ( friday )

[subordinacy]

['Eyyyyy, Setz is here to check up on... well, the only assassin he knows, so that makes Shinssin his favourite one by default ig.

When he finds him at the skate park, he waits for Shinssin to stop whatever he's doing and notice him. Assuming he does at some point?? Setz will just hold out a McDonald's bag at him.]

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[shinssin]

[ Shinssin's fatty senses are tingling.

The moment he reaches the edge where Setz is, he grabs the bag mid-trick, gives him a salute, and rolls back into the pool. ]

Thanks!

[ HE'S NOT STOPPING AND SETZ HAS EVERY RIGHT TO HATE HIM ]

[subordinacy]

[... OKAY THEN.

Well, he was planning on sharing anyway, and he's too much of a doormat to get annoyed over someone stealing the rest of his food, so he lets it slide.]

You seem energetic.

[shinssin]

[ Okay, he's teleporting to his side. Whoever gets hit by a stray skateboard just has to deal. ]

Wanna be! Gotta be. Or else I might kill someone, right?

[ He grabs a burger from the bag and gives the rest for Setz to hold. Not share. Hold... ]

[subordinacy]

[... Sure, he'll hold it...]

Well, this is better than punching statues.

[Though he's going to be looking Shinssin up and down for any injuries, just in case...]

[shinssin]

I hated that statue, anyway. Stupid dog.

[ It's less about Maya and more about his embarrassing past as a stupid dog, but Setz doesn't need him to wax poetic about that.

Shinssin is fine at a glance but Setz might want to check his forehead. ]

Man, I feel sorry for Lion... They said I was hot, you know.

[subordinacy]

[You know what, fuck this, he's going to completely sidestep Shinssin's quirks this time.]

Lion Ushiromiya's fate is unfortunate. [He wonders if it makes him a horrible person that he's not as upset as he could be. Desensitized to death, maybe?] ... I'm glad you're still in one piece, though.

[shinssin]

Aw, I'm touched. Good to know there's someone who cares.

[ PINCHES HIS CHEEKS ]

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if they found the body in Ikea.

[subordinacy]

Hey—!

[SHINSSIN CAN YOU NOT]

... I wouldn't know. Where'd that come from?

[shinssin]

There was something there, right? That's why Monika's got one eye. Ah, but I guess they wouldn't hold a trial if it wasn't one of us. Right?

[subordinacy]

That's what I assume. We'll likely be focusing entirely on Lion Ushiromiya's erasure tomorrow.

[shinssin]

Hey, hey. There's no need to be so cold about it. Haha, but I guess I'd say the same thing if I was a Reaper...

[subordinacy]

... I'm always like this. I would've assumed that to be obvious by now.

[shinssin]

Weeeell, yeah! That's why you're no fun.

[SLAPS HIS BACK]

Glad to know you're fine too, Setzy!

[subordinacy]

... I'm not really interested in being your entertainment, and I told you not to call me that...

[shinssin]

What does it matter what I call you if we're all going to be dead anyway? I don't have my True Name, so I think that's fair game.

[subordinacy]

[...]

True Name?

[shinssin]

[Ah. Did he say too much?]

That's right. Did you think my name was really Assassin? I know you're smarter than that.

[subordinacy]

No. I can't say "True Name" is a term I've heard before, though.

[shinssin]

Hehhh. You want to know more about me? I'm blushing!

[subordinacy]

[Today, Setz is veeeery determined to make it so that!! Shinssin can't!! keep teasing him!!!]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[shinssin]

[shinssin]

H-hey... You don't have to be so serious...

[subordinacy]

[Um.]

... Are you actually embarrassed?

[shinssin]

[ teleports up the nearby sakura tree ]

You're embarrassed!

[subordinacy]

[... So that's a yes.

Well, Setz will be nice and stay where he is.]

What did you mean by not having your True Name? Do you not remember what your real name is?